An old memo
Variants
Version 1
ATTENTION ALL STAFF Regarding the recent disruption: Former Shift Lead J. Miller has been detained by Corporate Security for attempted industrial espionage. He will not be returning to the premises. FOR THE UPCOMING CEO VISIT: LOOK BUSY. If your machine is cycling on empty, stare at the monitor and type. Do NOT speak to the investors. Do NOT open any unit casings in front of guests. Smile. Nod. Keep your jobs.
Version 2
To all operators: If the "Insufficient N-Gel" alarm triggers, do NOT shut the system down as required. Vance will lose his mind. Just grab a spare gel canister from the material racks and manually load it. IMPORTANT: The printing bed is severely overheating. If you see smoke, just crank up the auxiliary exhaust. We need to keep filling those display shells.

